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Month: January 2005
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How
Sweet the Bean
The aroma always draws me in. Diving into the richness of the scent,
letting it envelop me like a sun-warmed quilt on a cold morning,
total bliss. Breath deep once … exhale … breath deeper a second
time…hold it, feeling the fullness of the complex bouquet move
through my veins…
Is there ANYTHING that smells
remotely as heavenly as freshly roasted coffee beans?
I have always loved the
scent of coffee. Mocha ice cream is a favorite, mocha cake, mocha mocha
mocha…But I have NEVER liked
coffee. And I still don’t.But would you
believe that at the age of 38 I suddenly became addicted to cappuccinos?
Also dragging my 40 year old non-coffee drinking hubby down with me into the
land of English Coffee Cappuccinos, Caramel Macchiato and various and sundry
other – o’s of mocha umminess.But I still
do not like coffee!
No
matter how much sweetener, creamer, lightening I have done to coffee it just
is too bitter, too strong, too…sumpin. Thanks but no thanks.But give me a
cappuccino baby…oo yeah.
Froth me some cream, toss
in the caramel and hand it over. Again, repeat after me: Breath in deeply,
hold til the caffeine in aromatic vapors infuses the blood….….Annndddd
release. Very good!
You’ve been practicing!
My addiction
to cappuccinos this year has become so great that I started researching
machines. Through my research I realized that if I wanted true
cappuccinos at home, I was going to be set back a pretty penny. Actually a
whole freakin’ LOT Of pretty pennies. EGADS. A good cappuccino maker, with
all the mandatory requirements of steaming, and bars of pressure, frothing,
heating milk, heating water, making the bed, walking the dog, scrubbing the
downstairs bath, er wait…
heheJust kidding about
the walking the dog part.
To the tune
of $250 and up to HOLY SAMOLIAN!!!, one can have your own Barrista-in-a-box,
which will eliminate the magnetic pull Starbucks has on those of us having
this addiction. What is the lure that slightly New Agey vibing, aroma laden
haunt has? I am convinced that the Starbucks of today resembles the
Opium dens of the 19th Century. People lounging, inhaling, eyes rolled back
in ecstasy as the first hit drives home.The only difference
now is that the smoke level is definitely lower—now that smoking has been
banned indoors in most eating establishments across the states.I starting
looking for deals, knowing that there was
NO
WAY I could afford more than $75 for a machine to support my bean bent. With
Christmas rapidly approaching, my mother-in-law was requesting ideas for
Christmas gifts. I could ask her to get me a cappuccino maker for
Christmas. SWEET!!!
I
picked out a reasonably priced unit from Target that had the requisite
number of bars pressure, and while it was only around *ONLY>>HA* $60, i
figured it was worth getting, trying, and returning if it were a no-go. Well
worth a shot.In the meanwhile I
stopped at Tuesday Morning
*THE Singular Best Freakin’ Discount Store In The Known Universe* which
happens to be close enough to my house that I could walk to it in nice
weather *1/2 mile as the crow flies*.And there…
Just waiting for me, and me alone…Was
one..just one…Delonghi Cappucino maker!
Originally Priced at a mind numbing $350, reduced to $160, and further
reduced to $65. WOOOOO HOOOO.
Now
that is how I like it …YEAH BABY! My mother-in-law was more than happy to
buy this one for me for Christmas.Yeah
she’s an enabler.
I love her for it.
Now I have a
remedy!We are going
through an amazing number of jars of caramel ice cream topping and bag after
bag of mini chocolate and toffee bars. So instead of Starbucks getting my
money, now Smucker’s and M&M Mars is geting it.Anyone
have a recipe for homemade caramel ice cream topping? I need to recoup my
losses here somehow.
Blessings…
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Can You Hear Me Now?It flips.
It beeps. It chirps. It glows, vibrates and burps. You see them in the
hands of drivers , 10 year olds, professionals and streetwalkers *er…I
guess they are professionals too???*.That’s right, you
guessed it. I am talking cell phones here.
*well,
what didja THINK I was talking about hmmm?*.Over the last 15
years I have had four different cell phones. Each succeeding generation
was slightly smaller, added more features and got so complicated that it
required a manual the size of the Long Island Yellow Pages to use. In the
five years since I last purchased one, the humble cell phone has morphed
from a slightly nifty utilitarian tool of communication into WOW HOT DANG
THIS THING IS REALLY COOL !!!200 different ring
tones and midis are installed on this little marvel of technology, with a
virtually unlimited selection of music and tones available for download.
You know what that means people…it means the ability to assign songs
fitting the character of each caller
*insert wicked grin here*.
Really… think about it…Ok…who gets
assigned
the Liberace tune? Go ahead…give me a reason to make you Mr. Tickle the
Ivories….try to live THAT one down will ya!
Do you happen to
know
a “Dude Looks Like a Lady”, a la Aerosmith? At present I don’t believe I
do, but I will keep that at the back of my mind… ya know, just in case.What about that
guy that thinks he is heaven’s gift to every woman, when in actuality the
theme song from Fantasy Island
fits that guy right nicely.
And I don’t mean that as a happy fantasty kiddoes…
Well, let’s not
forget everyone’s favorite, that person in your life who is
totally-waiting-for-the-straight-jacket-to-be-fitted? Ya know, the one you
duck under the table in Chili’s because of? Dive into the wrong rest room
due to? Jump into the bushes to avoid and wind up stepping into a pile of
gack obviously left behind by a dog the size of King Kong?
Yeah that guy.
You can run but you can’t hiiiidddeee….Ozzy Ozbourne’s
Crazy Train would let you know IMMEDIATELY who’s call to let go to voice
mail…
Press 3 to DELETE
this message…Whoops .
Every person and
personality deserves his or her own “theme song” don’t you think?
Pick whom you
will, but there IS someone, maybe it will change hourly, weekly, maybe
with the moon, maybe with hormones…the ever popular…
Elton
John’s “The Bitch is Back”.Aww…comon, don’t
lose your sense of humor on me! Admit it…even if you aren’t proud of it
there is someone who even for a split second in one day of the month, of
the year whom you would love to tag their name and number with that….I didn’t say it
was NICE or to actually do it, but there are definitely some people that
seem to strive to make that not only their theme song but the epithet on
their gravestone.
Its a good thing
it costs 2 bucks apiece to download fancy schmancy tunes. That will keep
me from having to repent of giving into a particularly unsavory impulse,
or from having to explain why THAT particular song were to play when my
cell phone rings.I am off to play
with cell phone tunes.Let me know what
song you want next to your
name… ;o)
Until Later…
Kathie
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The Sky Is Falling!!!
The Sky Is Falling!!!
The Sky is Falling!!!
The
storm came, and went. About 8 inches of snow fell Saturday, adding to
the 2 inches or so that was left of what fell Wednesday. Definitely
a manageable amount, although the way most of Maryland reacts to
a snowfall in excess of 1/8 micron
means that every human life is in imminent peril and every household
will be locked away from air and sunlight until The Spring Thaw. I
didn’t know that Henny Penny wore Mud jeans, Nike sneakers or used
White Cloud …*Its So Dreaaammmmyyy*.
Marylanders
are such wusses when it comes to snowfall . I keep trying to convince
people that if those that live in the Northeast, and those that live in
the Great Lakes region can handle getting this much snow almost weekly,
well heck YA we can handle this pitiful 8 inch snowfall. They just
glare at me glassy-eyed, hug their Ultrahugemegapack of toilet paper
tighter and continue their dire predictions as to the fate of “life as we know it should The Big One hit”.Yeah. Ok. Whateva. *rolling eyes*
Yesterday we headed out in what turned out to be the thick of the storm
*not that we realized that BEFORE we were a mile away from the house*
to take Brenna to spend the night at a friend’s house. Oy the roads!
The snow was falling so heavily that the plows couldn’t keep up with
it, the roads were 5+ inches of slippery, slushy gack that continually
kicked gerb onto the windshield which almost immediately froze into
ya-can’t-see-through-the-windshield-worth-crap-to-drive-gerb/gack.
If
there is need to freak out about something,all to continue the long
standing tradition of stupiddumnMarylanddriversthatcantdrive THAT
would be
the thing. The very real possibility of becoming part of a
SUV-Oldsmobile-18 Wheeler goo sandwich is a wee bit
daunting. Thankfully we can say
we skipped that addition to our diets.Today
the winds have been blowing and moaning so much as to look to be
snowing once more. Wind gusts reaching hurricane force
have made the streets *and our 150 foot long driveway* a messy,
slippery obstacle course . Every time I walk past a window in the front
of the house I get to see the yahoos that live at the end of the block
speed down the hill and fishtail madly as they “take” the corner. I have a vision in my mind of one of those obviously highly intelligent and oh-so-careful * insert extreme sarcasm here XXXX * truck and
SUV
drivin’ good ole boys to roll, swing or flip, taking out our white
birch *noooo she’s just a baby, pleeeez* or one of the 6
red leaf Japanese maples we planted and have been nurturing the past four years.
Ah..ya gotta love that there redneck …or 20…30…48.
I have lost count of the squealing wheels. I just hope I don’t
awaken one night to a “YEEEE HAWWWWWWW” followed by ^crash,slam,
snap hissssssssss^.
There are many that fall out of the
stupid tree
and hit every branch on the way down.
Til later…
~Kathie -
Think Spring
or
Its Bumm Numbin’
Cold Out There!It appears that we have
an “”Alberta Clipper” headed our way. That is when a weather system arches way
up into Alberta Canada and then dips down,
sweeping across the mid US and over
the Appalachian mountains straight at us. From prior experiences with said
weather phenomenon, we will either just have cold and frozen rain, or we are
going to get whomped with snow.Thanks Canada. We love ya. Really.
Snow is ok. I can deal with snow.
But Alberta can keep this terribly cold wind. Brrrr…
I
am holding out for Spring. It will come, and with it these bitter cold winds
will cease! Nothing is better than what the Spring
winds carry as they pass over the meadow: the smell of fresh grasses and the
scent of fresh water; the smell of the apple blossoms on our ancient trees; the
wet, musty smell of fallen leaves that have blanketed the meadow all winter; and
the sounds of the birds and small animals so busy at waking up after a long,
cold winter.They express joy at just
_being_ that makes me feel the
same way.My gardens are a big part of why I
love our house. We have more room for gardening and planting then we will ever
need.
We have worked hard since we bought our house to landscape and plant.
It was pretty much a blank slate. The rewards have been unending.
Hmm…so is the work at times. lol
I thought I would share some pics
of the garden in Spring of last year. Holding onto the thoughts of my gardens
and warm weather keeps me sane.Well, hmm, maybe “sane” isn’t the
right word to paste on myself *G*.Our house, in a side view, before
we took down the walnut tree that was RIGHT against the foundation. D’OH!!! The
long part actually faces the street. Someday, in hopefully the not _too_
terribly distant future, we will be able to put a porch on. If we can afford it,
it will go across the front and wrap around the side *taking off the present
porch*. If that is too expensive we will put the porch on just the front. I want
to use blue metal roofing on the porch(es), the garage roof, and the sheds. I
won’t even get started about the decorating on the inside. ) Long tale…maybe
more on that another time.But I love my gardens *sigh*. I am
addicted to flowers.
I have plenty
of room to fill ‘er up! Who
needs grassanywho???
P.S. All the pics on this
page are copyright so please respect that! ) Just drop me an email if
you have any questions or requests about the images. reddkatt@comcast.net -
Snow
Dog 2005
Its official, winter has
finally arrived in Maryland!So in
honor of Winter’s cold and ignominious true arrival in northern Maryland
*ignoring Winter Solstice where it was 50 sumpin degrees here that day*, I
present to you Shia’s first snow of 2005…
Isn’t she
gorgeous? And as usual, always a smile on her face!Keeshonden
aren’t called ” The Smiling Dutchmen” for naught !
Well I suppose Winter
truly arrived the other night when the thermometer migrated from daytime
temperatures of a lov-er-ly 60 degrees to a finger, nose and booty numbing
20 degrees. Brrr.Oh, and
did I mention that our pellet stove chose the day before winter hit en
force to start whining like a 9 year old starting school after summer
vacation? Mike and I did trouble shooting , learned all about the 4
varying motors on the back *convection, combustion, upper and lower augers
for those who have a weird and unfailing need to KNOW* and decided it was
the combustion motor that was screeching and pitching a fit. Part is
ordered and should be here in a day or so. Meanwhile the gas and electric
company will be a fair piece richer and we a whole lot more broke. Gak.
Anywho….we can fix it ourselves for around $125 which is a sight better
than having a technician come in, charge us $75 to go ” I have to order
the part I will be back when it comes in”, then charge us a minimum of $75
to install the new motor. Oh, and rest assured they would charge about $50
more for the part than the manufacturer charges. Harumph.I am off
to Home Depot to buy another oil filled radiator. They are only $35, and I
am sure another one will help ramp back the amount of gas the boiler is
using to heat the water for radiators heating the rest of the house.
*Listening*I can hear the meter clicking as the gas pumps into the boiler,
and I can hear the execs at Baltimore Gas and Electric cackling with glee.
Til
later…
Kathie
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Of Women,
Bling Bling and Power Tools
There aren’t many channels on TV that are able to hold my undivided attention
for long. More often than not I struggle to find a show that I will enjoy
watching other than my rabid addiction to Law and Order…ALL the Law and Order
shows, or CSI. They must have been peering inside my family room when they
decided whether or not it would pay off to make not two but THREE of each of the above shows. Its a good thing I
can multitask or else all would do is watch police dramas every evening!
I also need to admit that I am a huge fan of HGTV. I am one of those people that
have both the creative arsty-fartsy side combined with a nerdy techno brain.
When in the space of a 1/2 an hour you can learn how to carve a cow out of a bar
of soap using only the plastic knife from your Chinese take out, how to built a
house from nothing but bales of straw and bumble bee spit, or how to
survive for a week in the woods with only a shoe lace, the elastic from your
underwear and the guts from your cell phone, well heck, what’s NOT to love?
Seriously though…that channel is addictive. As the proud co-owner of a 2700
square foot, 200 + year old farmhouse with a walk up attic, stone cellar and
separate 700 square foot separate garage and multiple flower, vegetable and herb
beds, I am in love with HGTV.. I can go from show to show, soaking up
information on the latest, newest and best-est annual and perennial plants
*which will break my bank account with attempts to fill a flower bed*; how
to redo an kitchen with minimal monetary outlay *insert the words cheap cheap
cheap right here please*, and enjoy the naiveté of a pair of new homeowners
who attempt to do a full bath tear down and rebuild in a three day weekend *BUHAHHAH
what were they smokin??*.
I love to drool over the latest power tools. “OH YA GIMME that 24 volt battery
operated…thingy..I don’t care what it does but ITS COOL. After all the one I
have is only 18 volt, so…its no good once the 24 volts come out.! and to
be heard from the redhead walking through the tool isle in Home Depot “OH
YAH…lookit that…10 inch, 150 amp Makita Table table saw! 27″ rip capacity,
large deck, nice fence…Can I have it Mikie? Can I… can I?” Hubby laughs.
*heavy sigh* Party pooper.
Talking to a friend on the phone one night, I was telling her how excited I was over
getting my new … sumpin or other power tool from my husband for my birthday.
There was dead silence on the other end of the phone…Me:
Er…hello?Her:
“Umm…Kath…we need to talk.”Me: ”
Eh?”Her:
” You’re a GIRL. Girls are supposed to want diamonds, jewelry, or shoes and
clothes. Not POWER TOOLS!”Me:
*whine* “But I LIKE power tools!”Her:
” No, no…let’s talk about this. Think perfume, make-up, or shoes, what about
some shoes? Or think shiny glittery platinum or gold or silver. Ya know…Bling
Bling!”Me: ”
No…I lose Bling Bling or am afraid I will lose Bling Bling. The more Blingy
the more likely I am to lose it *thinking of my $1500 engagement ring I lost
when I took it off because I was using a POWER TOOL and paint and was afraid of
damaging it* I would rather have Vrooom Vrooom! ”Her:
“Sigh”Me:
*snicker*
Who wants to be predictable???!! Gimme HGTV! Gimme Vroom Vroom! GIMME POWER BABY! -
I
slept in late today, but I think I needed it. I repeatedly woke up last night *I
would say at least 10 times* with the wind and storms we were having. EGADS!
This all came across from what Nevada and Ohio and such were having. We got
nailed last night.
I haven’t slept very well for more than a
week. I had a woman pull out in front of me last Wednesday, and in order not to
hit her broadside in her little station wagon, and I am sure killing her in the
process, I slammed on my brakes and came to a screaming, rubber-marking-the-road
stop. My big ole Chevy Astro barely missed her with the lovely side effect being
a minor case of whiplash and a pinched nerve in my neck. I was in so much pain
by Saturday night that I was totally drugged up and barely functioning, not
sleeping and in screaming pain. I have high pain tolerance, but this was off the
scale!
Monday I went to my chiropractor and Tony did traction on my
neck, adjusted the “orbital socket” I believe it is called * Oh man did that
relieve the pressure on the nerve of my arm!*, and attempted to adjust my spine.
The pain I was having was a stabbing pain in my neck anytime I moved at more
than a snail’s pace, and a nerve traveling across my left shoulder down into the
middle of my bicep. My bicep felt like it was being burned and stabbed from the
inside. Nasty! Childbirth wasn’t this bad and it sure didn’t LAST this long! LOL
I was in so much pain that I was crying just in moving, so he
stopped at adjusting my neck and did electric stim on my shoulders and upper
back. The poor man kept asking me if I was ok…I think he thought HE hurt me. I
told him it wasn’t him but that I was hurting so badly that with the meds
wearing off right about then I was in sad shape. I would put my pain at a 10 on
Saturday, Sunday and Monday. On Tuesday the pain was at a 3…a 2 Wednesday and
about a 5 yesterday. Today I went back and Tony did all he did Monday plus he
aligned my back. I feel soooo much better. Thank God for chiropractors! I don’t
think I would be walking if they weren’t around, due to the accidents I have
been in *none of which were my fault, thank you very much!* Oh, and thank God
for CHRISTIAN chiropractors! I really appreciate being able to go to someone
that isn’t into mysticism and some esoteric out-there-ness. That is just not who
I want to trust my physical health and well-being to.
I am going to go back on Tuesday, and then I am going to start
going once every 5 weeks or so. With all the injuries I have sustained to my
back, at this point in my life I feel it is a necessity.
OH and HUGE praise! His receptionist called and my insurance
DOES COVER chiropractic! YEAH! Only $20 copays! WOOOO HOOO! Much better than the
$45 every visit! I am praising God for this big time. We
rarely use our insurance for regular medical “stuff” because we rarely
get ill and have no serious health concerns other than allergies. This
is something that will really be of benefit, and it will be nice to see
a benefit from the money we spend on insurance each month.
Now I am off to go do schoolwork with Brenna and
then probably take a 1/2 hour nap. I am still running on empty from not
sleeping well.
Til later…
Kathie
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PUT A LID
ON IT!Tonight I found
the kissin’-cousin of the nefarious missing socks.Lids and Containers
Or more precisely…
*&^ Lids
and ()(*&&* Containers!!!Tonight I took about
3 pounds of ground beef *scored at Sam’s Club for $1.69 lb..YEAH* and made chili
for supper. I froze half of what was left over for making burritos, or taco
salad, etc.Allll I wanted to do
was simply put the chili in three small containers and put the containers in the
freezer.Harumph.
Inagine, if you will:
Kathie tries to be a good girl and put the chili away right NOW, before she goes to
bed. That way she doesn’t have to be half asleep, and jump up fully awake
remembering she left $10 worth of food on the stove to go bad.Kathie
takes half of chili from her lov-er-ly Kitchen Aid 18/10 stainless steel
cook-pot and puts it in her brand-new-as-of-Christmas French white Corningware
casserole dish * a thank you very much nod to mother-in-law Jean*.She then
turns…and approaches with some trepidationTHE CABINET
Oh you
KNOW what I am talking about!
Don’t even pretend like YOU don’t have one.
*and if you don’t have one, don’t
tell me about it because I will get a complex*.Its THAT
cabinet. The one that you could spend 2 hours on Wednesday, organizing,
stacking, size-matching, top-arranging-til you are bug eyed.…and the
next morning it would look like the tornado from the Wizard of Oz hit it.
***Aunty Em…Oh AUNTY
EM!***
I cautiously approach the cabinet
door…open it slowly…And I will
be hanged if about 8 freakin’ things don’t fall our. Grrrrrrr…Nary a one
of them is a top and lid that matches.As I grouch
about the habits of my cabinets have about vomiting pertroleum-by-product items
onto my kitchen floor, I notice a couple of containers of appropriate size for a
serving or two of chili. TERRIFIC. Ummm…where are the lids.…rustle…rustle..Rustle..RUSTLE…
ARGGGHHHH
*insert Charlie Brown scream here* XXXWHERE ARE THE BLASTED LIDS???!!
The lids
to the containers went INTO the cabinet WITH the containers. Why aren’t they
still together. *more rustling…accompanied by aggravated mumbling*.Still, no
lids to be found. Yet another scintillating household mystery to be solved…
Perhaps it is
because these cabinets share a wall with the washer and dryer? My best guess is that
the Laundry Sock Gremlin has a cousin or brother that he gave a call.
“Yo,
Benny, its Louie…Hey, listen, you GOTTA come check this out. There is this great place… big rooms…not many kids around.
Ready for you to just move right on in. And get THIS. She has TONS of plasticware.
Yeaaahhh boy, that’s right! I tell ya, this place was MADE for you! It is fate I tell ya boy FATE !!!”
By the noon the next day, Benny the Lid Container Gremlin moves in so
his backyard touches his Cousin Louie’s. My container lids go POOF! The
Gremlins sit back just waiting for me to open the door, because, you
know I will…I have to.
All I gotta say is
THANK GOD for Ziplock Freezer Bags.
And to add insult to injury, I STILL haven’t
found all the blasted sock mates.What you want to bet
that when I find the socks, the container lids will be with them??? -
This is what my backyard looks like today.
This is the view into the meadow past the apple trees and black raspberry bushes.
Its 3 p.m.
It is foggy as all get out
It is 45 degrees
The 12th of January
Maryland is in the Northern Hemisphere
Its Winter
???
Mind you, I am not bemoaning the fact that it isn’t 14 degrees, icy, and windy.
I wouldn’t actually mind a wee bit o’ the pretty white stuff. In Maryland it is rarely bitter cold when it is snowing.
Canada and the Arctic can keep their heinous temperatures.
BUT I NEED SOME SUNLIGHT HERE PEOPLE!!!
I knew far before SAD *Seasonally Affected Disorder* was officially given its moniker that something was wrong in winter. Lack of sunlight has me drooping and depressive. Motivation to do more than pull on pants and run a brush through my hair is akin to gathering energy to run a triathlon.
*yawn*
Time to take Brenna to piano lessons.
Ho Hum